With No Real Rhyme or Reason

who-are-you-calling-pipsqueak:

askdaydreamingcrazyotaku:

hippychickally:

my sick humor makes me enjoy this. I know it’s not very appropraite. but it happens.

unequaldivision:

somethingsortaclever:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….

I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

Words cannot explain.

*Is shaking from forced silent laughter* Is it bad that I’m laughing?

Tears. I am crying I am laughing so much. You all know you sang that instead of read it >.<

(Source: sparklebuns, via batsonthebrain)